Leprosy poem

There goes my eyeball

into your highball

There goes my left ear

into your root beer

There goes my fingernail

Into your ginger ale

I left my cornea

In California

I think you lemur

Just stole my femur

I think pelvis

Just fell on Elvis

My head

Is stuck to your bed

Your dog is causing harm

People tend to linger

With my finger

You blew off my nose

With the pressure of your hose

I think your baby calf

Has my body’s half

And your giraffe

Ate my other half

I’m about gone

And I haven’t even finished Breaking Dawn